Cyberformed IC Inbox

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[discountstarscream]

So. Spa planet huh?

Want to go for a hot oil bath, me and you?

[He's not asking Prowl on a date except maybe he lowkey is.]

[pffft]

I was considering renewing my paintjob.

[Prowl hasn't had a proper rejuvenation since Megatron's trial! ]

That sounds like an enjoyable follow-up activity.

[discountstarscream]

I could definitely use a touch-up too.

It's a date! I'll meet up with you at xx:xx, does that work for you?

[pffft]

Certainly. I expect you to be punctual.

[beat]

Just do we're clear: It's not an actual date.

[discountstarscream]

Er. Well.

[Getaway hesitates for a devastating 1.4 seconds, unsure and embarrassed with himself the entire time.]

Of course not. It was just a figure of speech.

[Unless...?]

I'll see you then.

[pffft]

Yes, I look forward to it.

[click!]