Cyberformed IC Inbox

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[discountstarscream]

So when you said "oblige" Ultra Magnus, do you mean that I simply have to do as he says or that I have to be ""nice"" to him in every capacity?

[pffft]

I trust you can handle the simple task of showing him you are not a danger to the ship. There is no need to be his friend.

[ ANNOYED ]

[discountstarscream]

Understood.

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[botopsy]

Prowl, it's Ratchet.
The smaller one.

Just wanted to check in and see how you're doing. Have you given my offer any further thoughts?
Follow on to that: did you get some rest?

[pffft]

I spoke with your counterpart from my universe. It appears he is familiar with gestalt technology as well. I would prefer to consult with both of you first.

As for rest, it's been an adjustment.

[botopsy]

Excellent, though I'm starting to feel like the odd one out!
Come in whenever you feel ready for it, we'll be able to work around you.

I understand. I have far too much free time now.
What do you even do with free time?

[pffft]

Computational music analysis has struck my curiosity. Something intrigues me about all the variation in compositional and harmonic structures.

[botopsy]

Here I thought I was the only one stuck doing a bunch of math.
I believe I have a few Earth songs still downloaded if you want any extra.

[pffft]

Yes. I would like to review them.

A time and date will be sent for our appointment shortly.

[botopsy]

Think you could show me when you have time?
There's no better way to keep the processor running at peak capacity than exercises like that.

[pffft]

You wish to see them?

[ Someone has interest in his extremely dry hobbies??? ]

Very well. I can forward the analyses to you when I complete them.

[botopsy]

It would be nice to have something new to read!
If you like math I can show you some of the calculations we had to do for this subatomic stabilizer.
Those are certainly something that'll put you into recharge if you're struggling.

[pffft]

I would not mind examining the data.

If you need aid in crunching any calculations in the future, do let me know. That was my primary role in the Autobots beforehand.

[gingerly sends a date and time.]

[botopsy]

I'll bring it over after the appointment.
If you see any errors, please let me know.
You stare at the same formulae enough it all starts to blur into one.

We'll see you then :)

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[toguidethem]

Hey Prowl, I know we only met a little while ago, but can I ask you for a favour?

A really small one.

[pffft]

A favor? What is it?

[toguidethem]

I want to enter the roomba rumble, but I think I'll need some help with my robot.

Could you help me make a cool roomba?

[pffft]

I assume this is some sort of competition. What are its parameters? Where is it being held?

[well, he didn't say no!]

[toguidethem]

The poster didn't say. I suppose I can ask Misfire for more clarification.

Though it did say not to go too overboard with the weapons.

Which I don't think anyone will pay attention to, if I know Cybertronians.

[pffft]

Misfire is a Decepticon.

[not a very threatening one, mind... but it gives him an idea of what type of 'roomba rumble' is being put together]

I can't imagine Ultra Magnus would be pleased by a fighting ring with Cybertronian weapons.

[toguidethem]

They're just roombas! They're little flat cylinder vacuums. Nothing too dangerous!

You can only do so much to a roomba.

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[daintylegs]

Wait, I think I remember who you are!

[pffft]

[STILL PISSED]

What do you want?

[daintylegs]

[Completely undeterred.]

You're Chromedome's old detective partner, right? Prowl?

[pffft]

[NOW HE'S FLUSTERED]

.. Yes? That is incredibly specific information and I'd like to know how you came of it.

[How did he learn that before the fact he was Optimus' bitchy right hand man???]